Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Has anyone ever traveled on an airplane with a toddler?




AMBER M


I am going to visit my friend in VA, I live in Ohio, which is 10 hour drive or 1.5 hour flight. I really want to opt for the flight but what do you do with an ancy 19 month old for that long? And what if he cries and people get mad at me?


Answer
19 month old. I would suggest getting him his old chair. You can do alot of things.

1) talk to your Dr. about ears popping on left and landing.
2) snacks and drinks
3) dvd portable player
4) plan around nap time and or bed time

if you can pull that off. have an easy carry on and when its time to fly get there early get the little one to sleep. extra blanket and let him sleep/nap during the take off and most of the flight.

5) special new bag of toys

color books, crayolas, books that have flip opens, and waht ever your child loves!

6) a new baby doll or for boy a new what ever he likes

7) its not a long flight at all. Could be 12 hours or move if you were going to a diff. country. It will be over before you knwo it. Have the child look out the window. When seat belts are off let him stand up and strech his legs.


have fun..its ok if he cries a little. things will be ok. people will understand. just sooth him the best you can. Its a part of traveling.

can drs give toddlers meds to help them relax on airplane rides?




Beth P


I'm just trying to get some information about if its true or not because I'm to scared to do that to my child. and if any of you have traveled on a plane with a 1 year old longer than 9 hours as a lap child what are some ideas to occupy them?


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I'm a fomer Flight Attendant and I fly a lot with my children. While I've never given any of mine any sort of medication to sleep, I've seen it done many times. Usually it's worked but twice, the children had the opposite reaction and went wired. I have an antihistimine allergy and it's runs in my family so since I ended up in the emergency room at age 7 unconscience from Benedryl, I can't risk giving them to my kids. This is a common allergy so it's important to try it home first.

If your flight is less than 6 hours, I think it's kind of an extreme measure for such a young baby. I saw it used more often on long international flights with toddlers who walked (and ran!)

I do recommend that she have her own seat and that you bring her carseat along. Try to get an extra seat next to you if the flight isn't full.

This is the only way to fly safely with any baby. Lap children are allowed because statistically, flying is so safe, there's very little chance of anything going wrong. If it does though, these babies have no protection.

First check that your seat is FAA approved;
http://www.faa.gov/passengers/fly_children/crs/

If you are not flying a U.S. company, check your airline's website for information on what car seats are allowed. I will admit that often they don't check the details and I've flown many times with seats that weren't strictly approved by a foreign airline (and had them taken away and checked a couple of times).

Since you haven't booked a seat for her, call the airline and see if the flight is full. Then, at check in, ask nicely if you can have an empty seat next to you to place your carseat in. They often do this for families.

I found that my toddlers were much more settled and much easier when they were in their familar seat. Not to scare you but some parents haven't been able to keep a hold of their little ones and have been "off loaded" as a result.

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2007-01-23-airtran_x.htm


I confess that I've strapped down an unhappy little one more than once. Toddlers hate to be confined and simply don't understand that they have to be seated sometimes. Firmly anchored in, I could then consol them while we landed.

To get through the airport, they sell all sorts of gizmos like these;
http://www.gogobabyz.com/products/gogo_kids.html
http://www.amazon.com/Traveling-Toddler-Attach-Rolling-Carry/dp/B000JHN3AS
http://www.onestepahead.com/product/osa/363756.html

I simply use a small metal luggage cart with an extra bungee cord and it works great. I skip on the stroller and she can even ride in it (and she's 3 1/2). She usually prefers to walk and then I load the carry-ons abord.

Besides, taking your car seat onboard virtually guarentees that it'll be there at your destination. Checking them risks damage and loss. Wont you need it when you get there?

For entertainment, get her a new toy, anything and it doesn't have to be expensive. Keep it and give it to her once you're on the plane. My son at that age liked anything with wheels. Once, I simply had a package of plastic animals. Kept him busy for ages!

I actually don't recommend a portable DVD player *unless* she can watch it without sound. Even played quietly, it'll drive the other passengers batty. I doubt she'll wear the headphones but try it at home if you already have one. Check your DVD player's battery time and turn the screen to dim to prolong it on board.

I found that stickers, coloring stuff and books (especially chunky ones) were better at occupying them at this age. No one will mind if you read to her. My daughter made a mess with PlayDough but many parents swear by it.

Just some other small tips;
-Bring a change of clothes
-Bring way more diapers than you think you'll need
-wrap everything bulky, like clothes and extra diapers in plastic bags, and use rubber bands to reduce the bulk and save space in your carry-on
-If you formula feed, use the kind of bottles with plastic liners. Premeasure the powder, roll them up and put them in a ziplock bag. Airplane bathrooms have bad sinks for washing traditional bottles.
-Make sure you baby is used to a room-temperature bottle. I warmed many a bottle in my career but I saw first-hand what a pain it is. The baby isn't getting any health-advantage to the warmed bottle and no one will do this task while you're in the security or check-in line.
-Learn to change her standing up, assuming she can stand with support (don't try to fit her on those tiny babychangers and babies at that age hate to lie down in strange places)
-Bring snacks she likes that aren't too messy. Don't fret security. I've never had anything taken away (yes, water but not snacks) and that's the only risk. If you have something not allowed, they simply remove the item. No scenes, no speeches, no arrests!
-Try to sit in a bulkhead seat so that there's no one in front of you
-Bring slippers, especially if you're not in the bulkhead!

It's actually a myth that children need to suck on something for take-off and landing. I rarely saw it in my 13 years as a Flight Attendant and with all the flights I've made with my children, I have never, ever done anything special with them for take-offs and landings and we've never had any ear issues.

ENT specialists simply recommend that the child is awake for landing;
http://www.entcda.com/AAOHNSF/earsandalt...

The delicate time is not during take-off or landing/touchdown but at the *top of descent*. This is usually 40 minutes to an hour before landing and everyone's ears have to reverse the pressurization. I can confirm that when I worked, if any passengers had ear problems, this was the time. Not just children either! They actualy felt *better* as we got closer to landing.

The BEST way to avoid ear issues is to take your little guy to the doctor a few days before flying. My son was good at getting symptomless ear infections. Make sure yours' doesn't have one of those! The doctor will look in his ears and make sure they're clear and infection-free. Healthy ears can handle pressurization changes.

For more information, I wrote an article on this subject. It's based on both my personal and professional experience of flying with kids. It's totally non-commercial and other parents have contributed;
http://flyingwithchildren.blogspot.com

Both of you get plenty of sleep the night before and good luck!




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Monday, June 23, 2014

Has anyone ever traveled on an airplane with a toddler?




AMBER M


I am going to visit my friend in VA, I live in Ohio, which is 10 hour drive or 1.5 hour flight. I really want to opt for the flight but what do you do with an ancy 19 month old for that long? And what if he cries and people get mad at me?


Answer
19 month old. I would suggest getting him his old chair. You can do alot of things.

1) talk to your Dr. about ears popping on left and landing.
2) snacks and drinks
3) dvd portable player
4) plan around nap time and or bed time

if you can pull that off. have an easy carry on and when its time to fly get there early get the little one to sleep. extra blanket and let him sleep/nap during the take off and most of the flight.

5) special new bag of toys

color books, crayolas, books that have flip opens, and waht ever your child loves!

6) a new baby doll or for boy a new what ever he likes

7) its not a long flight at all. Could be 12 hours or move if you were going to a diff. country. It will be over before you knwo it. Have the child look out the window. When seat belts are off let him stand up and strech his legs.


have fun..its ok if he cries a little. things will be ok. people will understand. just sooth him the best you can. Its a part of traveling.

Airline regulations when traveling with Toddlers?




California


We are travelling on an airplane next month with my 2 year old and 4 year old. From the FAA website, I know that I can bring a carseat for my 2 year old (but not my 4 year old who is over 40 lbs), and juice (in a bag) for both. Are there any other limitiations concerning food? We'd normally bring snacks (crackers and fruit), but I can't find if this is even allowed to carry on any longer. Anyone with recent experience?

Thanks!



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When I went to Hawaii with my son (almost 2) and daughter 4 I brought tons of snacks. Crackers, chips, gum, Ruby's cheeseburger and french fries, etc. They even allowed me to bring baby applesauce on with me. I also brought some strawberries and raspberries but had to eat them all before we got off the plane. (Rules of Hawaii) One thing that helped was I brought empty sippy cups and as soon as we got on requested cans of apple juice. Then you don't have to worry about them spilling the flimsy plastic cups.

Some toys that my kids liked were those magnadoodle and aquadoodle. Just fill up the pens with water on the airplane. You are allowed 3 ounce of liquid but why bother. I would rather not be held up with security with two kids.

If you bring baby food make sure to tell them about it at the checkpoint.

I ended up checking a bag with snacks, water, and juice boxes so we would have some ready when we got off the plane.

Also about carseats. I checked my carseats. My son was under two and didn't have his own seat. And airplanes do not let you use booster seats. It was nice not to have to lug those up to the gate too. If you think it will help your 2 year old sit still then I would suggest it. Get a carseat carrying backpack. It is so nice!! I fit a carseat, booster seat, and huge pack of diapers into it. I got mine on www.babycenter.com

You can take your stroller all the way up to the gate. This was nice because we used it to carry our bags too. At the gate they put it underneath and then when you get off the plane it is waiting for you at the door of the airplane.

Oh...one more thing. Have you and your children wear shoes that are easy to take on and off.




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How do I get my toddler over jet-lag?




Anela Ange


We flew from the UK to the USA for two weeks and just got back 3 days ago. Now my 1 year old is awake all night and sleeping all through the day. How can I adjust her sleep schedule, and mine?!


Answer
I'm a former Flight Attendant and I fly with my children about twice a year between Europe and California, which is a 9 hour time difference.

Obviously, I had the jet-lag game down cold since I worked almost all international, long-haul flights, but it became a little more complicated when I flew with my children. As babies, I noticed they switched nights and naps. End of story. Easy. Once they hit toddler hood, it was a whole different deal. I had pleas of "Barney! Barney!" at 4am. Yikes!

First, remember that her stomach needs to adjust just like her sleep schedule. Be sure she's not headed to bed on an empty stomach, only to wake at 3am with hunger pangs expecting dinner. Get yourselves on the local eating schedule asap.

Adjust to your new time zone but be reasonable. My guidelines are bed between 8pm-midnight and up between 5am and 10am. Set your alarm if you have to. Once you are on something vaguely reassembling a normal wake/sleep pattern in your new location, you can then "tweak" forward or backwards to make it more sane. This will get rid of that "zombie" feeling and at least have you feeling normal when you're awake. Don't try to dive into exactly the same schedule you have at home or you may be paving the way to disaster.

Light is an important componant to melatonin. Look it up and read up on this important chemical your brain produces which aids sleep. Light supresses it while dark increases it. I used to take melatonin in pill form when I worked but I was hesitant to give it to my children. Don't give it to your daughter unless you discuss it with a medical professional first.

During the day, head outside and get in fresh air and sunlight. On a bad day, we would head to the mall. Being with other people, especially other children works well to keep awake in the day time.

I assume she naps but don't overdo it! Time it carefully and then wake her up after whatever is the length of a normal nap at home.

Before bed, turn off all screens, no games, computers or TV's. Even if the light doesn't seem bright, this kind of light going in the eye supresses melatonin. Keep lights low as you read a book or do whatever your bedtime routine is.

If she gets up at night
-Keep lights low, no computers, TV's or electronic games.
-Feed her a snack, if she's hungry of something not too sugary, salty or greasy. Something bready works well, like a bagel or roll.
-Skip the teeth for this special situation. Going in the bathroom, flipping on the light, etc. may wake her up more. Your dentist will forgive you this once!
-Head her back to bed as soon as you can manage it.

Keep well hydrated. Air travel is very drying and dehyration symptoms are very similar to those of jet lag. You end up with a double battle. I try to stay away from caffine, althought a little green tea during the day seems to help me. If your doctor has restricted bottles or milk, you may want to "liberalize" that a little while she's adjusting and then go back to any restrictions. Needless to say, this is not the time to get rid of bottles or pacifiers, if she uses either or both.

I used to call a friend who would say that the whole family got up at noon two weeks after getting back because they were "getting over jet lag". We were over ours' in 2-3 days tops, with two more hours of time change than they had (I'm from further away).

So just hang in there. A little bit of disapline will make things much more sane for both of you.

Good luck!

How can I keep my toddler calm during during long car trips ?




evolve2bgr


We'll take our 2 year old on his first long car trip. We expect to be in the car for over 5 hours. Experience teaches us that he starts to get upset and annoyed within the hour. How can we keep him calm ?


Answer
we have an almost 4 year old now and we have gone on many car trips since my family lives all over the eastern u.s.

we have tried reading to him while we are in the car, a new toy to keep him occupied, stickers, magnets, coloring, music, and endless other things. we have not used a portable dvd player because we just do not like the idea of him being zoned out til we get to our destination.

the best choice for us has been for him to sleep the majority of the way, keeps mom and dad more sane. so we usually don't let him take a nap before we leave and then leave when it is dark so he will sleep. since you are only traveling 5 hours your best bet would prolly be to leave in the early, early morning. just take him as gently as possible from bed and put him in the car with his favorite blanket and let him sleep.




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Flying with a toddler?




Mary


I'd like some helpful suggestions for flying with my 19 month old daughter.She has traveled with me a lot, about 10 times since she was 6 weeks, and has always been really good, but lately nothing seems to make her settle down. I bring juice, snacks, toys, coloring books, crayons, all her favorite stuff, but she screams and cries (this last time for an hour and a half of a two hour flight!)
I do everything to make she the altitude isn't hurting her ears too bad, like give her her sippy cup to drink on take off and landing.
Does anyone know of something SAFE to give her to make her sleepy? Do doctors prescribe anything for this kind of problem? HELP!



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Hi,

Here's a little last resort idea for after the Dr. said all is well. Of course this age can not have gum in my opinion so try a starbust chew. These things I swear are as close to gum as you can get without it being gum. They need to chew and chew these things to get them soft enough to swallow. Maybe this would help if it is her ears.
Try a small piece of it at home so you know she can handle this type of candy first. You can cut them if you have to so it's just her size. Maybe a candy neckless that she doesn't know you have stashed away will grab her interest also. We bring playdo but, it sounds like you've tried the toy avenue already.
When we traveled with our little once we apologized to everyone as we went down the aisle before the plane even took off so they knew if he started screaming later we were covered. It can be very embarrassing and exhausting to have a little one who doesn't want to be on that plane!
Oh I have another idea. Go buy a cheap portable DVD player. Bring her some movies to watch. They love getting to wear the ear phones and Movies usually hold there interest. Just make sure you have a good battery or battery back up.
Good luck to you and all your fellow passengers

Travelling with an infant?




Spark


My wife and I are planning to travel abroad (from Canada) with our infant next year. What places do you recommend and are there websites that are good for this?


Answer
I've been to almost 60 countries on all continents (including Anarctica). I was an international Flight Attendant for 13 years and had most of my career and most of my travel before I had my own children starting at age 35. My husband was also a keen traveller before we met and we basically haven't stopped. I fly with mine about twice a year, between Europe and California since each was about 4 months old. We also have travelled within the U.S. and Europe with our little ones.

Where do I recommend? Depends on the season and the real question is not where but how. Actually, the only places I wouldn't recommend are locations with dodgy sanitation conditions and/or political unrest. Extreme hot or cold aren't ideal either. You have a lot of choice.

I personally, wouldn't want to go somewhere that you can't take advantage of what's on offer because of the little one. For example, you might not want to go skiing (unless there's a baby club and your child is old enough for it) or to amusement parks with tons of rides you enjoy. You'll be stuck with having to watch each other doing these types of things. Don't plan activities which wont accomodate a baby. You can dive and parasail again in a couple of years' time...

Please don't plan anything that needs constant relocating. If you want to see a specific region, park yourselves somewhere central, rent a car and make daytrips from that point. Repacking, checking in, checking out, etc. are a real pain with a baby.

If you go to a beach, stay ON the beach. Little ones are senstive to the sun and it can get messy with the sand. Don't intend on driving to a beach and hanging out there all day. It wont work.

Choose locations which are calm and family oriented. Don't have loud partiers and the thump-thump of a disco keeping your baby from sleeping. In Hawaii, for example, Kauai might be a better choice than Maui or Wakiki (which I don't recommend to anyone!)

Distance is not a problem for your baby (more a strain on your budget though) because small babies actually do very well on long haul flights.

I used to be a snob about All-Inclusive resorts (with that much traveling, I was a Youth Hostel addict!) but was I singing a different tune once I procreated. We moms need a break too. Food is taken care of and you can lounge around as you like or do whatever is offered right there. We were big Club Med fans but they jacked up their prices to the point I don't think it's value for money. We tried a couple of similar companies which were cheaper but we ended up with poor organization and bad food, among other complaints. Go onto Travel Advisor and get the real skinny on which ones are good. Take advantage of off-season deals.

We recently took our first cruise. This was a great way to travel with children because you don't really have to worry about the food and accomodation. You only have to unpack once (well, we stayed a few days in Rome prior). Only NCL, from what I understand, will have a baby club for really small ones but honestly, with an infant, you don't need it. Take him/her with you on shore excursions.

The drawback is that diapered babies and toddlers aren't allowed in the ships' pools. Also be careful of the age as different lines have different rules about the baby's age.

I honestly recommend to new parents to plan a trip before 8-9 months of age. I found that once the baby moves, travel, and everything else, become more complicated. By contrast, I would not advise going before 8 weeks of age. They are able earlier but honestly, the first two months can be tough so go for it and use that as your time frame. You have a nice 6 month window there. It is also much easier to travel if the child is purely breastfed (experience with both here!) and consider delaying solids until after your return, if the timing is right. If the child is bottlefed, get the kind of bottles which use disposable liners and use powdered formula. Traditional bottles are a pain to cart around, especially in the car or airplane.

Just as a general tip to make travel as well as the rest of your life easier with a baby, get a good carrier. By definition, that should be something that goes at least to age 2. Forget Bjorns and Snugglies and get something really comfortable like a sling, wrap, pouch, mei tai or ergo. These work much, much better.

Here are my flying tips if you need them eventually;
http://flyinwithchildren.blogspot.com

Some of my favorite sites;
traveladvisor.com
http://www.cruisecritic.com/cruisestyles/area.cfm?area=23
http://boards.cruisecritic.com/forumdisplay.php?f=49
http://www.clubmed.com/cgi-bin/clubmed55/clubmed/welcome.jsp

Have a good trip, wherever you decide!




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tips for mom traveling w 2 yr old?




marlene


family trip to Mexico in late May. it's my first time traveling w our almost 2yr old. she will be in our laps! are there any mom's who have done this and any tips from past experience?! please help! we are going from Houston to Mexico city airport (2 1/2hrs or so?) and then from that airport to Cuernavaca (another 2 hours on the greyhound/bus) ANY suggestions will help thanks : )


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i havnt done the airplane thing with kids but i did greyhound bus.
3 1/2 days on the bus with two kids ( 1 year old boy and 2 year old girl) all by myself!
Try to take a portable dvd. coloring books. crayons. little toys like dora . My daughter loved looking out the window of the bus for the first day. try to save all that fun stuff for the end of your trip when your daughter is really bored. try wrapping up little surprises so when she gets frustrated and bored she can unwrap them!4 hours is not so bad.

tips and checklist for traveling with 2 little boys?




Simon is 1


i am supposed to be visiting my partents that live 6hrs away and am tring to start planning for it. i have 2 little boys one will be almost a year for the trip and the other is 2. any tips or checklist of things you can come up with or other tips would be appreciated.


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I take it you're driving. Get new toys or toys that they haven't played with in a long time. That'll keep them going for a while. DVD player is a lifesaver.
Leave early in the morning, 3 , 4, 5am? They'll probably fall asleep in the car. That'll kill a good couple of hours.




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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Pregnant women and experienced moms.....?




niks


I am due after 3 months . Need to start baby shopping with a limited budget. Could you tell me the list of things which are very essential like stroller and car seat etc and wat to look for in all the things. Also we are thinking of that playyard thing instead of buying a crib does that work? any disadvantges of that?


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I personally would never buy a play yard over a crib completely. The infant/early toddler years are the formative years for their bone structure, including their back. The mattress pads provided with most play yards does not give adequate support for a growing newborn over an extended period of time. I would put the money forth and purchase a regular crib with a supportive mattress before buying a play yard exclusively. If you were to only use the play yard for naps or something, that would be okay but as a regular sleeping surface, it seems inadequate. I always liked to have a bassinet for the first couple of months so that I could keep my babies close to me during the night. But after that I always moved them to a supportive crib with a regular mattress.

Other necessites include...., like you mentioned, a carseat (buy the best you can afford, look for a 5-point harness and register it so that you are notified of recalls or product safety announcements).

A stroller is nice too... If you can afford it, it's nice to have the infant seat kind that hooks into the stroller. They are often sold as "travel systems" so that you have the infant carseat and the stroller together. Keep in mind that most infant seats only hold a baby up until 20-25 pounds and a certain height so you'll unquestionably need to upgrade at some point. Another option is to *not* buy the travel system and just buy a stroller and a seperate "combination seat" that holds a baby often from around 5lbs and up to 40 or even 65 on some! This way you won't have to buy a new carseat until much later.

A full-sized high chair isn't needed at all if you buy one of those that just attaches to an existing kitchen chair. But you won't need even one of those for the first 4 months at least so you can save your money there.

Don't go overboard in buying clothes, especially of the newborn-3 month sizes! They outgrow them so fast, you really only need a few onesies, a couple sleeping gowns and some simply sleep n' play type outfits.

Diapers, diapers, diapers. If you are having a shower, don't buy too many newborn size diapers until you see what you're going to get. They outgrow even the newborn diapers pretty fast and most are able to start wearing the size 1's pretty quickly. But you'll definitely need them!

Wipes.... It's good to have a nice supply going... but you can also make your own at much less cost. Do a Google search for "homemade baby wipes" and you'll get lots of results. What you don't need is a wipe warmer.... baby's get used to the cool wipes very quickly. In the beginning you can just warm the wipe in your hand if you are concerned.

The nice things about babies is that they really don't "require" much. It's nice to have certain things... but their requirements are really just love, diapers/wipes, a few outfits and milk (whether from the breast or formula). Again, if you have a baby shower you'll get a lot of the basics there: pacifiers, blankets, toys, baby book, bottles.... Always a good idea to hold off on buying a lot of that type stuff yourself if you are having a shower!

That's all I can think of for now.... Oh, and don't buy a Diaper Genie/diaper disposal system.... waste of money in my opinion!! :) Trash can with lid works just fine!

Best of luck to you!




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Looking for London based store named Mothers Care?




ricky779@s





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OK i think the store you are asking about is called Mothercare its a store that specializes in everything you need for new babies and young children selling everything from
maternity fashion
maternity basics
pushchairs
car seats & travel
nursery furniture
cots & cribs
mattresses
bedding
feeding
highchairs
clothing & shoes
bath & changing
child safety
first bedrooms
toys & books

there are many stores in the uk not just in london but if you go to this website it will give you all the details you may need to know including addresses and telephone number of the stores, its

www.mothercare.com

hopes this is of help to you

What items are MUST HAVES in preparing for a baby? And how do I make a budget?




Miss Fancy


I asked this in another thread but I'm looking for more answers..

I'm not pregnant, but I like to be prepared. I'm not considering children for atleast another 2 years, but in the meantime I would like to start preparing and organizing everything.
What are the must haves?
How do I establish a budget?
Also - cloth diaper users: what are the differences in category? ex: all-in-ones, pocket, fitted, prefold, etc.



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I've got my baby ont he way in under 10 weeks and I'm not nearly as organised as you!
Must haves:
Crib & bedding
Pram
Car seat
10+ baby gros
Mittens
Nappies
Baby wipes
Baby bath
Dummies (if you're going to use them)
Formula (if you choose to formula feed)
Bottles
Steriliser
Blankets
Burping cloths
Toys
Travel cot (not neccesity but i got lots of useout out mine)
Changing table
Bibs
Moses basket (not neccessity but I used that a lot when baby was newborn)
I just flicked through the mothercare catalogue to check I didn't miss anything :)

A budget, well, whatever your budget your near enough gauranteed to go over it, I've got carried away and spend well into the thousands and I havn't even got everything on that list!
But i love the crib I bought and think it's well worth it!
http://www.babybeddingtown.com/images/pumkincribprincess-lg.jpg




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do u think 2012 is true?










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People that say ANYTHING out of the ordinary is going to happen in 2012 are delusional and need to seek psychiatric help.

There will be no pole-flips, no invisible pink planets, no exploding Mayan calendars, no alignments causing (unnamed) catastrophes... and if you don't believe me... go ask the people that made this #$% up. They are LOONS.

For example....

Nancy Lieder has more frequent flier miles than Barrack Obama, except SHE travels in a Flying Saucer. Yes, she came up with Planet X.

Jose Arguelles claims to be a reincarnated Mayan priest. Yeah, yeah, I know... Shirley MacLaine is an American Treasure, but that doesn't mean she isn't a LOON. Arguelles came up with the Exploding Mayan Calendar.

Terrence McKenna did more drugs than Timothy Leary. Okay, so NO ONE did more drugs than Timothy Leary, but it was close. McKenna, on one of his trips on Magic Mushrooms, came up with the "Chinese Connection" between the "I Ching" and his "Novelty Theory", calling it "Time Wave Zero" and spreading the lies to include China, which is very unfair. Sure, they poison our dogfood and add lead to baby toys, but they are innocent of the 2012 malarkey.

"Doctor" Jaysen Rand also likes to vacation in far off lands. Far FAR off lands, only reachable by Flying Saucer. He got his "Doctorate" by attending a conference of UFOologists. Why do they insist on calling them "UFOs"? The "U" stands for "unidentified" and according to "Doctor" Rand they are all from the Planet Omicron or something, so they are IDENTIFIED! Woo! Real alien life! Any proof? Well, no. He is just one more LOON.

Scratch below the surface of a 2012er and you get a nutcase. Every time.

Read more at http://www.2012hoax.org

2012 paranoia- paranoia release?







About the 2012 Mayan prophecy... The whole idea of the world ending is pretty scary and although there are almost no signs whatsoever that it's going to happen, and the whole thing could just be a fluke, but I'm being extremely paranoid about it, it's in my thoughts a lot and it's just nerve racking sometimes. Is there some sort of research against this prophecy, or just something I can do to reduce my paranoia? Thanks


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Anyone that says ANYTHING out of the ordinary is going to happen in 2012 is delusional and needs to seek psychiatric help.

There will be no pole-flips, no invisible pink planets, no exploding Mayan calendars, no alignments causing (unnamed) catastrophes... and if you don't believe me... go ask the people that made this #$% up. They are LOONS. (bring a butterfly net)

For example....

Nancy Lieder has more frequent flier miles than Barrack Obama, except SHE travels in a Flying Saucer. Yes, she's the one that came up with Planet X.

Jose Arguelles claims to be a reincarnated Mayan Princess. Yeah, yeah, I know... Shirley MacLaine is an "American Treasure", but that doesn't mean she isn't a LOON. Arguelles came up with the Exploding Mayan Calendarâ¢.

Terrence McKenna did more drugs than Timothy Leary. Okay, so NO ONE did more drugs than Timothy Leary, but it was close. McKenna, on one of his trips on Magic Mushrooms, came up with the "Chinese Connection" between the "I Ching" and his "Novelty Theory", calling it "Time Wave Zero" and spreading the lies to include China, which is very unfair. Sure, they poison our dogfood and add lead to baby toys, but they are innocent of the 2012 malarkey.

"Doctor" Jaysen Rand also likes to vacation in far off lands. Far FAR off lands, only reachable by Flying Saucer. He got his "Doctorate" by attending a conference of UFOologists. Why do they insist on calling them "UFOs"? The "U" stands for "unidentified" and according to "Doctor" Rand they are all from the Planet Omicron or something, so they are IDENTIFIED! Woo! Real alien life! Any proof? Well, no. He is just one more LOON.

Scratch below the surface of a 2012er and you get a nutcase. Every time.

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